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Christmas Beer Selection Box

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Special edition for Christmas. Saint Dick has a festive fruity taste with blackcurrant

Saint Dick

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The malts used to make Warm Welcome are roasted to give a hearty amber-brown color and a warm

Warm Welcomer

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This 8% bittersweet chocolate stout is the best you could hope for in these dark times.

Lump Of Coal

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This special porter is made for winter -- rich and warming

Santas butt

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Reindeer's Revolt 6.0%

Reindeers Revolt

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Falling from the sky like little bombs of flavour come the Reindeer Droppings! Each one is sweet like California raisins

Reindeer Droppings

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Criminally Bad Elf

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Black Elf 4.5%

Black Elf

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Based on an original recipe from 1795

Very Bad Elf

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Insanely Bad Elf 11.2%

Insanly Bad Elf

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Olde England meets the New World in this strong

Bad Elf 6%

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Olde England meets the New World in this strong

Bad Elf 4.5%

In stock

Christmas Beer Selection Box

Special edition for Christmas. Saint Dick has a festive fruity taste with blackcurrant

Saint Dick

In stock

The malts used to make Warm Welcome are roasted to give a hearty amber-brown color and a warm

Warm Welcomer

In stock

This 8% bittersweet chocolate stout is the best you could hope for in these dark times.

Lump Of Coal

In stock

This special porter is made for winter -- rich and warming

Santas butt

In stock

Reindeer's Revolt 6.0%

Reindeers Revolt

In stock

Black Elf 4.5%

Black Elf

In stock

Based on an original recipe from 1795

Very Bad Elf

In stock

Insanely Bad Elf 11.2%

Insanly Bad Elf

In stock

Olde England meets the New World in this strong

Bad Elf 6%

In stock

Olde England meets the New World in this strong

Bad Elf 4.5%

In stock

£37.99

Description

This selection of Christmas Beer is the perfect festive treat. Chose from the following tipples.

BAD ELF
​Abv: 4.5% & 6%
Style: Pale Ale
​Pack: 500ml

‘Tis a heavy hand what adds the hops to this festive golden ale. Truth be told, there’s near to three pounds of fresh hops goes in every barrel of this treasured brew. Pull up a sturdy chair, let’s fill up yer best flagon with the season’s finest natural ale, and I’ll tell you a dark tale of elf and woe. ‘Ere’s to your elf!

BLACK ELF
​Abv: 4.5%
Style: Black Pale Ale
​Pack: 500ml

“So what’s going on ere’ then?” asks the elf. “Black Pale Ale makes no sense at all!”
“We agree completely” said the brewer, “but what else do you call a bottle – fermented black ale that tastes like american pale ale if you close your eyes?”
​Ere’s to your elf!

VERY BAD ELF
Abv: 7.5%
Style: Strong Amber Ale

Pack: 500ml
“Is it just my imagination,” queried old Santa, surveying the scene, “or is my Elf only getting worse and worse every year? What’s next? Seriously Bad Elf, I’ll wager. Mark my words.” This Very Bad Elf is one fine ale – rich, hardy and flavourful, brewed to an original 1795 Thames Valley recipe, with a very special pale amber malt that is rarely used nowadays, and balanced by a modest addition of English Fuggle aroma hops. ‘Ere’s to your elf!

CRIMINALLY BAD ELF
​Abv: 10.5%
Style: Barley Wine
Pack: 500ml

It turned out to be a case of mistaken identity, of course – wrong place at the wrong time…but Claus was soon back on the street with the polite apologies of the authorities – no questions asked. All’s well that ends well, surely, but still, the reporters wanted to know…it takes its toll, doesn’t it? “Indeed” sighed Claus, “my elf is going crazy, and I fear I shall soon go crazy as well.” And with that he hoisted a great flagon of his favorite Barley Wine-style ale, silently contemplating the future and straining to remember why he got into this particular line of work in the first place.

INSANELY BAD ELF
Abv: 11.2%
​Style: Imperial Red Ale
​Pack: 330ml

“My goodness,” muttered Claus, recalling his visit to the Institute, “the restrictive outerwear, the padded room – even padded Christmas tree ornaments. Horrifying ! Yet the little chap seems happier than he’s ever
been.” Claus took a thoughtful sip of a most warming red ale. “Perhaps sanity is over-rated… Ho,ho,ho!”

LUMP OF COAL
Abv: 8.0% / 7.5%
Style: Strong Stout
Pack: 500ml

Yet another bummed-out holiday? Lump of Coal Dark Holiday Stout is liquid consolation. It’s a deep, rich, sweetly rewarding stout to take the edge off of that grim family gathering, that cheerless annual festival of alienation. This brew is as dark as it gets, as black as the lump of coal you’ll be getting for Christmas. Because, let’s face it, you’ve been pretty bad this year. 


SANTA’S BUTT
Abv: 6.0%
Style: Porter
​Pack: 500ml

This special holiday porter is made for winter – rich and warming, the way they like it at the North Pole. It was inspired by this famous line from a well-loved children’s storybook: “And Santa sat on his great butt, enjoying a hardy brew…” In case you find that amusing, the brewer hastens to point out that “butt” refers to a certain sized barrel customarily used for beer. Still snickering, eh? Get your mind out of the gutter, or Santa will be skipping your home entirely this year.

REINDEER DROPPINGS
Abv: 4.7%
Style: Strong Pale Ale
Pack: 500ml

Falling from the sky like little bombs of flavour come the reindeer droppings! Each one is sweet like California raisins, but bitter and pungent like a freshly peeled grapefruit, lip-smackingly tasty… then “pow!” it’s gone. How did that happen?

REINDEER’S REVOLT
Abv: 6.0%
Style: English Strong Ale
Pack: 500ml

“Bartender, if anyone calls, I’m not here, right? Every year it’s the same nightmare, hauling that over-sized, red-suited endomorph all over kingdom come, up to my shivering haunches in snow and muck! You call him a Saint? Slave-driver, more like. Going down in history is all well and good, but what about the here and now? My therapist says I have to start doing things for me for a change. It’s about time I had a Merry Christmas myself, don’t you think?”

WARM WELCOME
Abv: 6.0%
Style: Nut Brown Ale
​Pack: 500ml
Yeeow! Especially for the holidays, a brown ale with real attitude! The malts used to make Warm Welcome are roasted to give a hearty amber-brown colour and a warm, rounded nutty taste. This fine ale is dedicated to all you curious brew-lovers out there who ever had serious questions about the mechanics of Santa’s supposed arrival by way of the chimney. 

SAINT DICK
Abv: 4.5%
Style: English Ale
​Pack: 500ml
English bitter brewed using fuggles and goldings as well as brewers gold hops to give a soft bitterness and spicy aroma. It has a combination of malts for a full-bodied flavour. Traditional English hops give a soft bitterness and spicy aroma.

We’re expecting even more Christmas Beer by the end of November!

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Weight 12 kg

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